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Post by v9733xa on May 1, 2019 18:52:26 GMT -5
As something of a mirror-version of the Old Man Complaints Thread, let's do the opposite and confess all the stupid things we do that are immature and childish. Looking for a little bit of universality among our idiocy here, perhaps a little cathartic release as well. Go for it. Short and sweet, or long-winded... whatever you prefer. Me first. ~ I constantly make fun of people's voices and accents, especially when I'm by myself (which is often) and I'm listening to the news or NPR on the radio. I just cannot get through hearing a report by the Pakistani journalist without mimicking the voice in a horrifically asinine way. This goes against my inclusive and progressive nature of respecting every culture and person and it bothers me that I do this regularly. I listen to some music, usually music I kind of hate or am tired of -- jingles, radio songs, etc. -- and replace the words with immature dirty lyrics because I am perpetually 13 years old. I talk to my 12-year-old cat like he's a toddler with silly names and voices. Holding back from saying "that's what she said" at work is almost a daily challenge. I stay up til like 1 or 2am for absolutely no reason (probably porn) and get about four hours of sleep.
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Post by Ghosty on May 2, 2019 12:45:25 GMT -5
I talk to my cat in gibberish sometimes, especially if he's doing something I don't want him doing. It gets his attention, for some reason.
I have an (extensive) LEGO collection. It's currently on hold as I don't have any space left for new sets that I want.
I still think 69 and 420 are funny. I started making jokes about them I think ironically, but now I can't stop. Help.
I still enjoy deliberately stupid comedies from when I was a kid like Happy Gilmore and Zoolander.
I stay up until 3 or 4am on weekends for no reason.
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Post by stringypoo on May 3, 2019 6:54:57 GMT -5
Hahaha, reading through those was fun, you guys.
I find it hard to come up with things I do that put me in this category. I think getting married and becoming a teacher made me turn old and boring fast. Lol, I guess these two are things that belong though: -I still think Jackass/Wildboyz are/were funny, although I haven’t actually watched them in ages. -Sometimes I still watch random BMX videos and vlogs on youtube. I admire and appreciate good street BMX riding. Used to do it myself, but was never amazing at it. While I don’t think it’s all that immature, sometimes following certain riders who are generally young and stupid makes me feel immature.
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Post by tucker on May 3, 2019 13:18:00 GMT -5
I like to get drunk in parking lots
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Post by v9733xa on May 3, 2019 16:26:40 GMT -5
-Sometimes I still watch random BMX videos and vlogs on youtube. I admire and appreciate good street BMX riding. Used to do it myself, but was never amazing at it. While I don’t think it’s all that immature, sometimes following certain riders who are generally young and stupid makes me feel immature. I totally love videos of skaters and stuff falling on their ass over and over. Just generally people getting hurt is real damn funny, and that's stupid.
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Post by stringypoo on May 4, 2019 3:06:29 GMT -5
-Sometimes I still watch random BMX videos and vlogs on youtube. I admire and appreciate good street BMX riding. Used to do it myself, but was never amazing at it. While I don’t think it’s all that immature, sometimes following certain riders who are generally young and stupid makes me feel immature. I totally love videos of skaters and stuff falling on their ass over and over. Just generally people getting hurt is real damn funny, and that's stupid. Lol, back in the Tony Hawk Pro Skater days, you’d unlock videos of skaters as you play, and I always loved the Bails videos. The other day I just felt bored and I YouTubed bails on youtube for BMX and it bored me. Yep, I got older. But there is one big ass bail video that I saw that was worth a watch. Check out this BMX rider Brandon falling head first. Shit knocked him out good! Kinda scary shit.
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Post by v9733xa on May 4, 2019 17:06:35 GMT -5
Man, y'all some chumps for not posting here. C'mon!
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Post by tao on May 4, 2019 17:56:51 GMT -5
I enjoy scaring people by just walking up behind them and waiting to see how long it is until they notice.
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Post by stringypoo on May 5, 2019 6:28:53 GMT -5
Okay, I had an immature moment today I didn’t think too much about. About four years back, a friend’s boyfriend and I found each other in a Zia Records store in Tempe, AZ. It was such a random encounter, made even more random by the dude telling me about how he just learned how to moonwalk. He verbally taught me the steps. I never actually tried it. But for some reason last week I remembered what he taught me and began to try it. I can moonwalk! Haha! But because it’s a new thing, I find myself doing it when I go clothes shopping with my wife. Today I saw a nice wall mirror and I instantly left behind any sense of my surroundings and began practicing my moonwalk. My wife scolded me and said to stop that! At that moment I realized I was being a bit immature. Lol
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Post by v9733xa on May 5, 2019 12:40:46 GMT -5
Okay, I had an immature moment today I didn’t think too much about. About four years back, a friend’s boyfriend and I found each other in a Zia Records store in Tempe, AZ. It was such a random encounter, made even more random by the dude telling me about how he just learned how to moonwalk. He verbally taught me the steps. I never actually tried it. But for some reason last week I remembered what he taught me and began to try it. I can moonwalk! Haha! But because it’s a new thing, I find myself doing it when I go clothes shopping with my wife. Today I saw a nice wall mirror and I instantly left behind any sense of my surroundings and began practicing my moonwalk. My wife scolded me and said to stop that! At that moment I realized I was being a bit immature. Lol Now that's what i'm talking about. I can only hope your kid learns early. So in late 2020 or early 2021, we'll be waiting for the video.
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Post by Calvinball on May 5, 2019 19:15:39 GMT -5
We used to play a game in high school where we'd take a band name and replace a word/syllable with the word "poop" and see who could come up with the funniest band name. Some of the highlights from back in the day were Every Time I Poop, As I lay Pooping, A Perfect Poop, Reel Big Poop, Powerpoop 5000, or A Poop Once Lost. To this day when I come across new bands I always apply the poop filter and sometimes texts go around as people figure out new poops, and this is 15 years later...
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Post by stringypoo on May 5, 2019 21:32:16 GMT -5
We used to play a game in high school where we'd take a band name and replace a word/syllable with the word "poop" and see who could come up with the funniest band name. Some of the highlights from back in the day were Every Time I Poop, As I lay Pooping, A Perfect Poop, Reel Big Poop, Powerpoop 5000, or A Poop Once Lost. To this day when I come across new bands I always apply the poop filter and sometimes texts go around as people figure out new poops, and this is 15 years later... Poop Breath Poop Thrower Critical Poop Poop Gavin Poop The Poop Hunter Poop Champion Poop Crossfire Infant Poop My Bitter Poop Poop Assault Poop Infinity Poop Remains Swallow the Poop 3 Inches of Poop good stuff.
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Post by Ghosty on May 6, 2019 11:41:24 GMT -5
We used to play a game in high school where we'd take a band name and replace a word/syllable with the word "poop" and see who could come up with the funniest band name. Some of the highlights from back in the day were Every Time I Poop, As I lay Pooping, A Perfect Poop, Reel Big Poop, Powerpoop 5000, or A Poop Once Lost. To this day when I come across new bands I always apply the poop filter and sometimes texts go around as people figure out new poops, and this is 15 years later... We had a thread on the old board where we did the same thing except with "fap." Great thread.
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Post by Blacksalt on May 6, 2019 11:51:50 GMT -5
Smoke Cigarettes.
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Post by v9733xa on May 6, 2019 17:31:59 GMT -5
We used to play a game in high school where we'd take a band name and replace a word/syllable with the word "poop" and see who could come up with the funniest band name. Some of the highlights from back in the day were Every Time I Poop, As I lay Pooping, A Perfect Poop, Reel Big Poop, Powerpoop 5000, or A Poop Once Lost. To this day when I come across new bands I always apply the poop filter and sometimes texts go around as people figure out new poops, and this is 15 years later... Poop Breath Poop Thrower Critical Poop Poop Gavin Poop The Poop Hunter Poop Champion Poop Crossfire Infant Poop My Bitter Poop Poop Assault Poop Infinity Poop Remains Swallow the Poop 3 Inches of Poop good stuff. "Weird Al" Poopavic .poop from god 7 Angels 7 Poops 36 Crazypoops Agoraphobic Nosepoop Alexisonpoop American Poopmare Animals as Poopers As Poop Runs Black August Poops Red Pooping as an Ocean Poop Has Been Shed Poop-182 Bury Your Poop This is quite fun.
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